psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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I love what I destroy, my mistake was thinking others felt the same toward what they themselves destroyed.

Truth was they just destroy what they love, there’s a big difference that hardly means anything now, but it did mean something once.

Truth be told I love creation, which is tricky because destruction is a form of creation.

humansofnewyork:
““I grew up in Jerusalem. When I was a child, I loved to paint. My father told me that he was going to send me to the biggest art academy, so that I could become a famous painter. But he died before I came of age, so I started making...

humansofnewyork:

“I grew up in Jerusalem. When I was a child, I loved to paint. My father told me that he was going to send me to the biggest art academy, so that I could become a famous painter. But he died before I came of age, so I started making jewelry to support myself. I designed medallions and amulets for Orthodox Greek patriarchs to wear on their robes. I became quite known in the Old City, but when I moved to America, I had to start over. When I first arrived, I decided to try to sell my jewelry to a fancy jewelry shop on 47th Street. My friend told me: ‘You are crazy. Why would they buy from you? You are nobody.’ But I told him to watch me. I went into one of the big stores— one of those stores with 5 or 6 million dollars worth of jewelry in the window— and I told them: ‘I have some designs I want to show you.’ And the owners laughed at me. I told them: ‘You wouldn’t be laughing if you knew who I was.’ And they stopped laughing at me. Then they asked to see my work. They ended up buying all five of my moldings, and they told me to come back whenever I had something new.”

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iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

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Helluva lot easier to remain cool, calm, and casual when you’re getting some.

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shadowsorella:
“ ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP
”

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

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thespudofwisdom:

i-glove-molly:

thatboyswagg:

pants-cat:

Tag your porn…

Holy fuck super cool

Does anyone else notice at the end how the smoke starts to turn into a shit ton of sub smoke circles moving in all different directions, spaced nearly perfectly apart??????

this satisfies my everything

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unfollowfriday:

if you ever feel weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck

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desinficera:

I haven’t slept in days because there is major construction outside my apartment and its relentless as hell.

I am so tired that I accidentally dumped a cup of flour in my coffee. New lows not quite rock bottom.

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ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

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Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference.
Unique Quietness (via cynosuras)

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